October 19th, 2006 |
08:13 pm |
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If there is distress, this damsel will find it. When I was younger, it was my Dad who came to my almost daily rescue. (Who else could get the car mirror stuck between two trees?) When I was dreaming about my future husband, my must-have qualities (besides tall, dark and handsome) were 1. Christian and 2. Handyman. Not only did I get the tall, dark (when not shaven bald), handsome, Christian hubby, my BDK is really a plumber, electrician, mechanic, carpenter, technician, the list goes on…
Last night I succeeded in somehow breaking the dishwasher just by turning it on. Black smoke came out from in between the buttons. It was fried. Hubby took a look at it today and Mr. Dishwasher was declared dead at 11:30 A.M. this morning.
With the ink barely dry on Mr. Dishwasher’s death certificate I mortally wounded Mr. Garbage Disposal. After nearly an hour in surgery to remove very clogged pipes under the sink, I was informed that Mr. Disposal is NOT meant to chop up potato peelings. Who knew? Apparently Mr. Disposal is only meant for the occasional noodle.
What distress awaits this damsel next? You probably won’t have long to wait to find out.